Tree-O Joke of the Day!

"Backwards thinking. I plan dates backwards. The movie's at ten, that means I pick her up at nine, that means I'm in the shower at eight, that means I'm running at seven, that means I leave work at six, that means I get to work at nine, that means I'm asleep the night before at midnight, that means...I'm late now. I can't make it."

--Larry Miller